Iran says "Death to the Mullet!"

Billy Ray will not be going to Iran for the next Hannah Montana tour if he knows what's good for him.

Y'all gonna get in more trouble than a fox in a hen house.  Iran has outlawed western hair styles for men such as the ever popular mullet, long hair, and pony tails.  First time violators will receive unflattering  short back, sides, and front cuts.  Repeat offenders will receive hefty fines and if your the stylist providing those decadent cuts you will be shut down! Here is a picture from the NY daily news showing the acceptable hairstyles.